Hi I guess

andrewjacksonjihads:

i want someone who will sit on a rooftop with me at 3 am and shave their head while i shave my head and then hotglue the hair to the roof so the roof will have hair

t-angy:

t-angy:

what do random people drink from

a stRAWR xD

rneerkat:

“youre always on your computer” well ur always on my nerves

volumist:

omgwang:

the school removed the mirror in the bathroom and someone wrote on the wall

I really love this photo

Me: ur on tumblr?
Her: yeah!! My URL is super-who-lock-in-the-TARDIS-driving-the-impala-in-221B !!!
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: My momma said I gotta come home immediately.

claudiagray:

Sometimes the greatest sarcasm is wasted. 

gayleontologist:

The poll McDonalds employees took lol

giliananderson:

date a girl who’s me 

emmysaurus:

taking a nap is always so risky like when will I wake up? in thirty minutes? in 2 hours? in 7 years?? no one can be sure

me: is it weird to talk to yourself?
me: no

nevver:

Sext

meatbicyclevevo:

When you refuse to dance even if the beat is funky

image

singingonpavements:

Daniel Radcliffe walking 12 dogs while smoking a cigarette