dildovanhouten:

we were protesting about water charges in Ireland this week

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he looks so proud

highschool-whores:

free drugs here

ionlyfollowbadblogs:

Turn ons: common sense

sitcorn:

"yeah, everything’s fine, i just tucked your kid into bed. but can i cover up the clown statue in the corner? it’s freaking me out"

"what? we dont have a kid. take our clown statue and get out of the house right now"

demonicdorothy:

bisexual means you can only like 2 things i’ve chosen drinking and wizards

charmancler:

who cares about hashtags when there’s hashbrowns

lameborghini:

my throne