we were protesting about water charges in Ireland this week
he looks so proud
Turn ons: common sense
"yeah, everything’s fine, i just tucked your kid into bed. but can i cover up the clown statue in the corner? it’s freaking me out"
"what? we dont have a kid. take our clown statue and get out of the house right now"
bisexual means you can only like 2 things i’ve chosen drinking and wizards
who cares about hashtags when there’s hashbrowns